• shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
  • shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

(via lolfunk)

Title: Latch (Acoustic)
Artist: Sam Smith
Plays: 24882

onedirectiontohell:

gomf:

the what makes you beautiful laughing audio is going to play as they lower my dead body into the grave

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(via countingstyles)

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via chernicals)

chariczard:

folkpunkery:

im gonna fuck plankton

Stop

(Source: clarkchan1211, via strawberry-taffy)

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surprisebitch:

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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i cant fucking breathe

(Source: milliardo, via chernicals)

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via foxboros)

the-dirty-doll:

Jana Romanova a Russian photographer captures couples in their sleep to explore their cultural attitude inside their families. Since she didn’t want them to pose she had to stick around their house till they fall asleep deeply and she would take the picture at 5-6 am. The project was named “Waiting” as they are parents to be.

(Source: ghadeel, via anally)