2dcc:

this is from yesterday but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

(via chernicals)

kushandwizdom:

Hypocrisy

(Source: robemmy, via josethewhite)

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

image

(Source: facebook.com, via josethewhite)

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

(via chocolatefrogs)

Title: Sleepyhead (solo piano)
Artist: Passion Pit
Plays: 9046

pun-demon:

*whispers from your closet* we

*busts out of closet* ARE THE CRYS-TAL

*punches giant hole in your wall* GEMS

(via foxboros)

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

(via theytookmyluna)

(Source: l3reezer)

aspookywizard:

imagine how long she must’ve had this stuck in her head to drive her to this

(Source: videohall, via orgasmsinchurch)

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

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tallkin:

boys meowing soulfully

(via chernicals)

carebearpikachu:

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via theytookmyluna)