“your mother
didn’t spend
9 months
forming your body
inside of her
just so you could
hate and destroy it”

bzq (via fuckinq)

(Source: x69o, via orgasmsinchurch)

cosimaniehaus324-b21:

Tatiana slipping into a British accent when she’s acting as a British person acting as an American when she’s Canadian

(Source: we-have-a-connection, via chocolatefrogs)

memewhore:

Had to be there, I guess.

(Source: gnarlygnat, via chocolatefrogs)

(Source: nozomitojo, via emmyc)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via nextbestrunner)

One of a kind

(Source: khamalakan, via chocolatefrogs)

2dcc:

this is from yesterday but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via foxboros)

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

(via chernicals)

kushandwizdom:

Hypocrisy

(Source: robemmy, via josethewhite)

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

image

(Source: facebook.com, via josethewhite)

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

(via chocolatefrogs)

Title: Sleepyhead (solo piano)
Artist: Passion Pit
Plays: 11530

pun-demon:

*whispers from your closet* we

*busts out of closet* ARE THE CRYS-TAL

*punches giant hole in your wall* GEMS

(via foxboros)

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

(via theytookmyluna)